Opinions are like buttholes everyone has one and i never want to see or hear one in public or in general
I mean you’re not wrong
That’s your opinion and I don’t want to hear it
How does one hear a butthole
Have you ever farted before
robber: *breaks into my house*
me: can I help you find anyth-
robber: just looking
People need to realize that there’s a difference between straight people and Straight People™
Straight person: Hey, you got a new haircut. Looks really good.
Straight Person™: No homo, but your haircut looks good on you.
In case you were confused 👌
